People always ask to pat my dog, Flossie. Unfortunately, I have to say no, because in her harness, she is working. Still, I hate to deny them the pleasure of patting and romping with such a silly dog, so I suggest they come to our home in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, where I’ll remove her harness and allow patting -- ceaselessly. Of course, it’s impossible for all who want to pat Flossie to come to my home, so I invite you into my website instead. There will be a lot less dog hair to deal with!
