People always ask to pat my dog, Flossie. Unfortunately, I have to say no, because in her harness, she is working. Still, I hate to deny them the pleasure of patting and romping with such a silly dog, so I suggest they come to our home in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, where I’ll remove her harness and allow patting—ceaselessly. Of course, it’s impossible for all who want to pat Flossie to come to my home, so I invite you into my website instead. There will be a lot less dog hair to deal with!